November 12th, 2013

Room/Roomate in NYC

I’m looking for a room/roommate in NYC (any area) for 400(preferred)-600$ a month. PM me or text at +1-339-224-4630 if interested.

August 15th, 2013

strangeronbakerstreet:

As a server, I did an experiment tonight, I was saying basically only Doctor Who quotes to my tables, some understood, others did not. These are a few of the phrases and people’s reactions:

[When greeting tables] "Oh hello! I’m The Doctor! I am here to help! Look, they gave me a badge with my…

(Source: twotabletaylor)

August 5th, 2013

selfindulgentcelerystalk:

That McAmbulance looks deadly 

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I ACTUALLY GOT TO TRY THAT ONE FROM IN AND OUT

omg

are these real?????????

SHIT MAN IMMA ASK THOSE CHIPOTLE DUDES

I’ll so try these

The McGangbang is one of the best sandwiches ever.  Gotta do it with two McDoubles and a hot and spicy McChicken though…

The Mc -“Gangbang” is always one of the best “sandwiches”

(Pun intended)

(via death-by-lulz)

October 25th, 2012
Fb+twitter? Plagiarism at its best.

Fb+twitter? Plagiarism at its best.

Jeffrey Archer signed edition. Finally!

Jeffrey Archer signed edition. Finally!

Love you too, Fallout New Vegas

Love you too, Fallout New Vegas

August 15th, 2012

Would you?

Would you believe me…

if I told you that it wasn’t me?

if I said I was the one?

if I said I could not see?

Would you hear me…

if I was talking to you?

if I screamed a million screams?

if I told you I was dying?

Would you tell me…

that it will all be ok when it won’t?

that you were coming to me?

that it was all my fault?

Would you hold me…

as I cried out my heart?

as I did not want to live?

as I wasted away to nothingness?

Would you hurt me…

Oh… wait… you already did…

Alone

Alone in the world

Surrounded by those who won’t…

Alone in the world

Forced by those who can’t…

Alone in the world

Loved by the shadows

And loving to not care.

To be surrounded,

To be forced,

All by those who won’t,

Who just cannot

Live past the day

Into the glories of night.

Set your mind free

And glimpse into the shadows

Only then can you see,

And truly know me.

Born of the dark,

A shadow too light.

Do you see what it is to be?

Can you know how to enjoy

The thrills of the dark?

July 30th, 2012

Homosexuality and Christians

One of my friends said to me recently, “I don’t hate gays but I don’t necessarily agree with them.”

Well, it would be like Adolf Hitler saying that he didn’t hate Jews but he’d still like to kill them. Same stuff, pretty much.

April 18th, 2012
Rainman Carafe(via Fancy)
Rainman Carafe

(via Fancy)